Greatest hits from my high school dream journal

I posted this on Facebook a couple years ago. I figured I stick this on here since nobody really uses the Facebook notes function anymore. So here it is:

I was cleaning my room yesterday and I happened upon my dream journal that Matt got me into doing back when I was in high school. I was laughing so hard when I read the things that I put in there. I figured it would be fun to put this up so that other people could enjoy this as well. Also you'll come to realize that I'm just straight up weird. A lot of these were written right when I first woke up and or in the middle of the night. A lot are also illegible...

" 'Now how will I do it again?' That's what the presidents ghost asks every time he wins a medal"

"...the guy was boasting to someone else on the rock that the girl was the smartest girl in the world, but I knew she wasn't..."

" ...we had to put together our own dynamite to blow up the hill. Then all the war veterans came home in planes... except for that one... he came home on a motorcycle"

"I had two CTR rings, but they were both kinda melted"

"Spooky alligators with crazy round lightsabers"

"We were recording people jump off the high dive in space suits"

"Good thing that's awesome, or else it wouldn't have been so cool."

"It was an invisible National Park..."

"I refuse to wake up at OO:OG o' clock"

"...then I realized that I shouldn't be in St. Louis"

"English people call ant lions 'underbergs'"

"I was looking through Kami's movies and found a biology one that looked interesting, we watched it and it explained that there is DNA in you mouth that is snapping together to create cells that look like gingerbread men. I thought it was dumb, so I left."

"... then I went home and almost took a shower with a cowboy hat on."

"I looked at the clock and told them that I would be leaving in two hours, then I looked at my watch and said 'No, an hour and a half' Then I realized I was just being lazy and decided that they should know the exact time. 'no, an hour and twenty three minutes' Ben said, 'Ha! I have two and a half hours! I'm going out to eat.' Then Matt said, 'So what?! I have four hours! I'm gonna play DS!'"

"I climbed out of the water onto the rock where everyone else was. Then I realized I was only wearing whitey tighties... and they were wet...oh joy! Since everything and everyone was already wet, I decided to pee"

"I was disappointed and amazed that someone could jump so high, I watched the instant replay a few times then I woke up"

"I got in line for the drinking fountain then that lion came up to me and told me that it loved me. I carried it all the way back to it's cage it had to have said 'I love you' about a brazillion times"

Well that's some of the funniest ones. I should start doing this dream journal thing again.